Je parle un peu français

I know what you're saying. Sometimes I'm suprised of myself, due to I don't think in Spanish (I think mostly in English, but, oh man, when Japanese's stocked on my head, no one can do a thing). It makes me feel a bit bad. I want to speak (or rather, think) French as easily as in English or Japanese D:

And if you post them, damn, I'll have to leave the country!